The aerial view of huge expanses of white ocean caused by spawning herring on the coast of Alaska in a wildlife documentary was - psychologists take notice - the first image that popped up in the blogster's mind on the news that British spies saved millions of webcam chats.
The article confirmed what many Twitter users had tweeted over the past six months in the more succinct format required by the platform and the somewhat more gross forms of daily expression ("they got your d*** pics").
Said article also brought back the memory of a nerdy friend doing some math after a high school sex ed class.
This blog is not a forum for re-enacting the nerdy math, so suffice it to say that it had to do with adolescent boys and pastimes and resulted in a volume best expressed in tanker truck units.
The webcam article prompted us to call up our buddy Old Mustached German (OMG) for a chat on a plain phone and swap a few jokes.
When we mentioned the nerd math, OMG said: If I had a tanker truck full, I'd grab my trucking license and head for the Isles.
You know that they do watch Blogger, don't you?
OMG: You don't give my real name, so why would I care.
Well, life is gross, so get over it.
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