Now this from Twitter:
Brigitte Pothmer @BrigittePothmer ·
Bundestagspräsident teilt gerade das Ergebnis einer Abstimmung mit, die erst um 18 Uhr stattfindet. #Demokratie in Zeiten der #GroKo ;-) [....]
What the tweet says: German parliament Speaker announces the result of a vote that will take place only later, at 6PM.
What we think really happened: German parliament went into the future to vote at 6 PM, then came back, and Mr. Speaker announced the result hours "before" the event.
The person reporting this event is a green party MP in that very same parliament. So, no matter what we may think about their politics, we can trust her powers of observation.
Engineers have yet to find an explanation for the processes and forms of energy which made this event possible.
One of the many puzzling issues with this, says Professor of Engineering Heinz Nummer, is that only some of the esteemed members of parliament realized what was happening. Most were quite oblivious when our ad hoc investigative team conducted interviews with them.
Added his number two, Heiko Zwei: Several claimed this occurred before, although they could not provide specific dates. It is all speculation at this point. Science may have failed by not taking seriously reports of politicians being all over the place at any given moment. We found an unlikely indicator of time travel in the published compensation records of some top politicians. For example, one member of parliament made almost twice the MP income in his other, concurrent, job as chief of the party. Given that being an MP is a full time job, as MPs as well as the media tell us, how can this person run the party in addition to the MP role? Time travel is the most logical explanation - so we are looking into this avenue, too.
The incident might contribute to understanding the phenomenon we often call "lying". When a politician states he is absolutely against a law one day only to vote for it the next, we might be seeing another time related event, not simple "future and back" travel, of course, but an as yet unidentified string theory manifestation.
Can German politicians travel to the past?
An interesting question on so many levels. We simply do not know. Some do sound as if they stepped straight out of the 19th century, and their numbers have been increasing in the last decade or so - but that's all we can state with any certainty.
What the tweet says: German parliament Speaker announces the result of a vote that will take place only later, at 6PM.
What we think really happened: German parliament went into the future to vote at 6 PM, then came back, and Mr. Speaker announced the result hours "before" the event.
The person reporting this event is a green party MP in that very same parliament. So, no matter what we may think about their politics, we can trust her powers of observation.
Engineers have yet to find an explanation for the processes and forms of energy which made this event possible.
One of the many puzzling issues with this, says Professor of Engineering Heinz Nummer, is that only some of the esteemed members of parliament realized what was happening. Most were quite oblivious when our ad hoc investigative team conducted interviews with them.
Added his number two, Heiko Zwei: Several claimed this occurred before, although they could not provide specific dates. It is all speculation at this point. Science may have failed by not taking seriously reports of politicians being all over the place at any given moment. We found an unlikely indicator of time travel in the published compensation records of some top politicians. For example, one member of parliament made almost twice the MP income in his other, concurrent, job as chief of the party. Given that being an MP is a full time job, as MPs as well as the media tell us, how can this person run the party in addition to the MP role? Time travel is the most logical explanation - so we are looking into this avenue, too.
The incident might contribute to understanding the phenomenon we often call "lying". When a politician states he is absolutely against a law one day only to vote for it the next, we might be seeing another time related event, not simple "future and back" travel, of course, but an as yet unidentified string theory manifestation.
Can German politicians travel to the past?
An interesting question on so many levels. We simply do not know. Some do sound as if they stepped straight out of the 19th century, and their numbers have been increasing in the last decade or so - but that's all we can state with any certainty.
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