Liar, liar, pants on fire in the best Jim Carrie tradition, the "Brotherhood of the Burning Pants" has been out-doing themselves over the past two weeks.
If they were as good at fixing the world's problems as they are at intimidation and reading other people's email, we would be living in paradise.
We decided to lift our compartmentalization of topics just enough for David Cameron's swim trunks to squeeze through.
The poor British Premier has privacy issues: paparazzi apparently have been taking unflattering pictures, and papers seem to have published them.
We feel for the Premier and his family because that's exactly how we feel about a bunch of governments following us around.
You have to understand that paparazzi are extremely valuable in modern anti-terrorist efforts because their photos can help identify and find evil-doers lurking around celebrities and politicians.
There is a good chance that you may find the odd deep tan tax evader on a pap photo, so you get even more bang for buck.
Speaking of which, nobody has come forward to claim that Susan B. Anthony dollar we offered as a prize in previous bets and challenges.
Maybe the pap smear can serve as a starting point for getting rid of the Susan B. - we'll give it to you if you prove that email snooping in the last five years has saved more lives than paparazzi photos.
As a one-time bonus, we will cover the shipping and handling.
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