Waiting for Flatrate-Leaks

No, this is not about Deutsche Telekom! The world does not revolve around Deutsche Telekom, although they seem to believe so. Here is some entertainment while we wait for Flatrate-Leaks.

The following bullet points are from a document available to the K-landnews.
The document is authentic, it has been verified by independent sources and at least one government agency. All the information you need is contained in this post.

Remember: We do satire and sarcasm and nothing else. Any relation to Deutsche Telekom, its subsidiaries, affiliates, or any other emotionally illiterate contemporary, would be a co-incidence. We have nothing to do with the original document or its compilation. We did edit some bullet points for language and brevity. We also removed some context. If these bullet points sound like they come from a public relations or government relations memo, you may be right - or you may be wrong.

• When possible, refer all matters to committees for “further study and consideration.”

• Bring up irrelevant issues as frequently as possible.

• Haggle over precise wordings of communications, minutes, resolutions.

• Hold conferences when critical issues should be neutralized.

 Congratulations, yes, the bullet points are from
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabotage