Saturday, April 6, 2013

Zombie jokes

The Walking Dead comic series has spawned a TV series, more unneeded proof that the zombie concept does not die.

We do not care much either way, but our resident zombie wanted to share a couple of examples of largely under appreciated zombie humor with you:

What do you call a person slowly trundling, open mouthed, towards a frightened young woman on the street?

A guy.

What do you call a guy slowly wandering to the bathroom in the middle of the night?

A zompee.


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