K-Landnews announces fix for socially conscious CEOs!
The head of the Davos economic forum says that company chiefs should not earn more than twenty times of what their lowest paid employees get.
Does this sound unrealistic to you?
The K-Landnews economic advisory board has a fix for the socially conscious CEO:
Make all your employees cheap contractors, retain only your secretary as an employee, and pay her one million dollars a year.
That gets several birds [sorry Ms. Secretary, it is a figure of speech] with one stone.
The enterprising chief still gets a 20 million dollar a year paycheck and can claim a 100% female employee base plus vastly superior income of all female employees.
Since the sweepstake offered in our post "MA LSV: Candystorm & Shitstorm" did not have any winners, we renew it here.
The first CEO who pledges to accept the policy set forth by our economic advisory board will win the One Dollar Susan B. Anthony coin, minus shipping and handling fees.
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