ve haf ways of making you laugh

We resort to this one in the bleakest of blogging moments to cheer up the team..

Basically, all the time.

One day, we ploncked "ve haf ways" into our favorite search engine and had an epiphany.

The search results page took 0.14 seconds to load!

0.14 seconds, gasp. Do you know how far a photon (the light thingy) travels in 0.14 seconds?
No, we neither.

Wait, it gets even better. We searched for variants, such as "vee haf ways" or "ve haf veys" and got another 1.5 million hits.

The world, minus the Germans, uses combinations of "ve haf ways" every day, in almost every imaginable context.

Just to quote a few from the first results page -- remember, we only look at the first page ever -- here are:
ve haf ways of making you stay in ze EU
ve haf ways of keeping a car's value
ve haf ways ways of making you consent
ve haf ways of still making ourselves laugh
ve haf ways of meking you translate

Not to be outdone, we hereby add one more usage to the interweb, where it will be forever, or until the power goes out.

Used by a company that sells printer ink (you can find the name in other posts here).

Ve haf ways of ripping you off through printer ink.