Size matters

Mega is better, says Mr. Dotcom.

Just when we were ready to claim that Germans are not that good at PR, along comes the Dot, invalidating just about every snide comment we had assembled about the PR and the Germans topic.

We are not giving you the link to the new Mega service because we could not connect to it.

Instead, we give you the Independent's 10 Things you did not know and the Guardian Mega spectacle article.

Trust the K-landnews to dissect the most well written articles, so here goes.

The intro in the Guardian reads "Bravado and buffoonery at Auckland event", which we, acknowledged specialists in the provision and distribution of internet venom, did in fact like.

What we do not like is that the Dot gets the "bravado and buffoonery" finger where other company launch events or annual shows get a much milder description.

We at the K-landnews do not see any difference, other than the number of stone, between the Dot and, say, the LPOD.

So, friends, next time the LPOD gets an Olympic champ on the stage to make the audience feel special, then follows up the act with ye prehistoric rock band and a big speech about how the competition sucks, especially these Germans, please, oh please, use "bravado and buffoonery" when you report on the event.

A word of wisdom to the Dot from a great old man: 
I used to dress up as a Fool, and the cops would beat me up at every demonstration. Then I changed the costume and became a Clown. And I found, cops don't beat up Clowns.